That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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