yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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