That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
