Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
