If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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