Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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