What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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