brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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