But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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