Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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