On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
NoShamevember. You game?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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