Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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