i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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