Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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