Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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