chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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