i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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