That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I want a musical about memes.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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