And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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