I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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