I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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