i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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