I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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