WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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