Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize