Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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