check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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