have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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