he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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