Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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