Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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