My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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