Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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