"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
