How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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