i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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