Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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