you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
