hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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