I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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