i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i love accidental penises.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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