I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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