I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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