guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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