Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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