Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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