the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
dude. I can hear the air.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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