I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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