thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
