theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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