Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
last night I used snow as a chaser
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