you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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