Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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