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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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