I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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