My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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